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Reblog to make the tummy not hurt of the person you reblogged from.
i hate it when you ask people to treat fat people with just some semblance of decency and you get hit with "stop promoting obesity" -_-................. just because you said that im promoting obesity now.
"This whole country mollycoddles Christians and I'm fucking tired of it"
Trixie Mattel popping off about Republicans
i never know how explicit to make the sex scenes in my books. do i placate the ppl who think that saying the word ‘cock’ is basically porn or do i write for my fellow degenerates who want all the horny details
*taps sign*
u know what ur so right
wait THAT’S why my wife always says “son boy allowed” about our cat??
happy 5 years to son boy allowed
Son boy is old enough to read the son boy allowed sign
rating actual medieval names i have found as a medieval studies student but they get progressively more unhinged:
- William de Appeltrefeld: 8/10 bc appeltrefeld sounds like a nice place to live. who wouldnt want to live in a field full of apple trees? points deducted cause there are like fifty bajillion williams in england
- Luke de Luka, merchant of Luca: 6/10. ur parents really werent creative huh
- Hugh de Wlonkeslowe: 7/10. looks like a straight person trying to keyboard smash. *laughs in english place names*
- Roger Smert: 10/10 absolute banger of a name. does it make any sense? absolutely not! but you guys. i dont think you understand. smert!!
- John de la Bro: 7/10. when ur such a bro that its literally ur name and 800 years in the future its all people know of u
- Hugh Sad: 7/10. weve all been there buddy
- Gaylarde de la Mote: 10/10. slay. i bet this guys mote was the gayest mote youve ever seen
- Hugh de la Penne: 9/10. we stan a pasta man
- Richard de Astlegh: 10/10. verily, he shall ne'er give thee up, ne'er let thee down, nor shall he run with great haste and desert thee, he shall ne'er cause thee to weep, ne'er bid you farewell, ne'er shall he speak wicked falshoods in thine ear or cause thee harm
- Bindo Hug: 8/10. who is this man a hobbit???
- Eudo la Zusche: 6/10. deadass sounds like something youd see in a really bad fantasy novel
- William crisp: 7/10. w h a t.
- Asser son of Licoriz: 7/10 there is so much going on here i dont even know what to tell you
- Baldwin Panik: 10/10 cause this is a heckin mood
- Richard Cok, aka Dick Cok: 69/10. nice.
what i’m getting from this is that the average driver can only be convinced to drive safely when threatened with immediate violence
this is also how strikes work
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